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1、某日刘虹宏涛来到外宾,就上前搭话曰:"iam hongtao liu .”外宾曰:"我还是方2、食堂的师傅估计是失恋了,因为我发现新更换的菜单别有一番风景:销魂藕片、断肠人拍黄 3、我正在陪5岁的女儿下跳棋。手机响了,我一看号码,是朋友老侯打来的,就打招呼

  1、MOURILIUHONGHONGTAOLAIDAOWAIBIN,JIUSHANGQIANDAHUAYUE:"iam hongtao liu .”WAIBINYUE:"WOHAISHIFANG2、SHITANGDESHIFUGUJISHISHILIANLE,YINWEIWOFAXIANXINGENGHUANDECAIDANBIEYOUYIFANFENGJING:XIAOHUNOUPIAN、DUANCHANGRENPAIHUANG

浙江风采网  3、WOZHENGZAIPEI5SUIDENVERXIATIAOQI。SHOUJIXIANGLE,WOYIKANHAOMA,SHIPENGYOULAOHOUDALAIDE,JIUDAZHAOHU:“HOU

  GENIHAO!”JIUHETAREHUOCHAOTIANDILIAOLEQILAI。ZHEISHI,NVERPAOGUOLAI,YONGCHONGMANCHONGJINGDEMUGUANGDINGZHEWO,YIYANBU

浙江风采网  FA。WOHELAOHOULIAOWAN,FANGXIADIANHUAWENNVER:“NIZENMELE,WEISHENMEZHEIYANGKANWO?”NVERXIAOSHENGDIWEN:“BABA。

  4、GONGGONGQICHESHANGLAOTAITAIPAZUOGUOZHANFENGZHANBIWEN,QICHEDAOYIZHANTAJIUYIGEJINGDIYONGYUSANTONGSIJI:"ZHEISHIZHANLAN

浙江风采网  5、MOUNANXIANGMOUNVQIUAI,YONGERHULALEYIQU<ERQUANYINGYUE>,SHIHOUNVDESHUO:"ERHULADEBUZADI,RENZHANGDE

  6、LAOSHIWENXIAOMING:“YOUSHENMEFANGFAKEYIBAOHUHUANJINGBUZAILANKANLANFASHUMUA?”XIAOMINGDA:“MEITIANSHAOFAYIZHANG

  7、YUNDONGYUANTOULAN,LIANWUCIDOUMEITOUJIN,JIAOLIANDAO:"BENDAN!QIAOWODE!"YETOULEWUCIRENGBUJIN,"KANJIANLE

  8、YILAOHUOJIDIUCHE,DANGTABAXINMAIDEYILIANGCHEFANGZAILOUXIASHITASHANGLESANBASUOBINGJIALEYIZHANGZHI:RANGNIYATOU!DIER

浙江风采网  9、YIRENPAQIANGCHUXIAO,BEIXIAOZHANGZHUADAOLE,XIAOZHANGWEN:WEISHENMEBUCONGXIAOMENZOU?DAYUE:MEITESIBANGWEI,BUZOUXUNCHANG

  LU。XIAOZHANGYOUWEN:ZHEIMEGAODEQIANGZENMEFANGUOQUDEA?TAZHILEZHIKUZISHUO:LINING,YIQIEJIEYOUKENENG。

  10、ZHANGDAMA:WANGJIE,NIERZIBIYEYOUSHASHOUHUOA?WANGDAMA:SHASHOUHUOA,JIUYIZHANGBIYEZHENG。ZHANGJIE,NIGUI

  ZHANKAIQUANBU1.XIAOLIANGKOUCHAOJIACONGLOUSHANGRENGYIZHENTOU,ZHENGQIAOYIQIGAILUGUOSHENXI。PIANKEYOUYOUYIBEIZIFEIXIA,QIGAIKUANGXI。YUSHICAZHEYANLEIDUILOUSHANGHAN:DAXIONGDI,XINGXINGHAO,BANEINVDEYERENGXIALAIBA!2.DAGE,NIBIEZAIMOLE!NIMOLESHANGMIANMOXIAMIAN,MAODOURANGNIMODIAOLE,ZHEIMENENDEPI,BEINIMODEDOULIUSHUILE!NIRANGANYIHOUZENMEMAI?ZHEITAODOUSHIXINXIANDE,NINBUMAIJIUSUANLE!3.NVJIZHEWENNONGCHANGZHUFENGNIUBINGDEYOULAI,CHANGZHUSHUOWOYITIANYAOJISHICINAI,DANNIUYINIANZHINENGJIAOPEIYIHUI。JIZHEBUJIE;CHANGZHUDASHENGSHUO:TIANTIANROUNIRUFANG,YINIANZUOAIYICI,NINENGBUFENGMA?4.JIAOSHIZAINONGCUNSAOMANG,RANGYINONGFURENBEIZILIANGZI,NONGFUXIANGBUQILAI,JIAOSHITISHI:SHUIJUESHINISHENSHANGSHISHENME,NONGFUSHUOSHILAOGONG。LAOSHIKUXIAOBUDE:LAOGONGBUZAIDESHIHOUNI?NONGFU:SHICUNZHANG。

浙江风采网  5.YIPAIJI NVZAIJIEBIANDENGKE,BAXUNLAOFUHAOQIWEN:ZAIDENGSHENME?*NVMEIHAOQI:DENGBANGBANGTANG!LAOFUYEJIARUDUIDENGTANG,BEIZHUA。JINGCHAWENLAOFU:YADOUMEILEYENENGGAN?LAOFUXIAOYUE:WOKEYITIAN。

  6.XIUCAIXINHUNWANGZHENIANGZILUOTILAILESHIXINGYUE:“PINGYUANLIANGXIAOFENG,SHANXIAYIXIAOKENG,QUANSHUIRIRIYONG,CUICAOSIJIQING:。DIEZAIGEBITINGJIANMANGYUE:”ERYA,ZHEIZHENSHIKUAIFENGSHUIBAODI,DIESILEJIUMAIZAIZHEIERLE“。

浙江风采网  7.FUZIXIZAO,ZIJIANFUDE****BIZIJIDEDA,FUSHUO:NIDESHIXIAOSANLUN,WODESHIDABENCHI。MUTINGHOUSHUO:HAIBENCHINI,SHANGLUJIUXIHUO。FUSHUO:NEISHIZAILAOLUSHANG,ZAIXINLUSHANGKELIHAILE。

浙江风采网  8.WEN:SHIJIESHANGZUIBEICANDENANRENSHI?DA:SHIPAOBINGLIANDECHUISHIYUAN,TADAILVMAO,BEIHEIGUO,HAIZHINENGKANBIERENDAPAO。

浙江风采网  9.LAONONGMAIXINGYAO,PAYAOLIBUGOU,XIANWEIJIAZHONGGONGJI。JICHIYAOHOUQIANG*LECUNZHONGSUOYOUMUJI,RANHOUFEIDAOCUNZHONGZUIGAODEDASHU。LAONONGWENGONGJIGANSHENME?GONGJISHUO:BIETAMAFANWO,WODENGZHEWANYINGNI。

  10.DAXIANGBADABIANPAIZAILELUZHONGYANG,YIZHIMAYIZHENGHAOLUGUO,TATAITOUWANGLEWANGNEIYUNWULIAORAODEDINGFENGBUJINGANTANDAO:YALASUO,ZHEIJIUSHIQINGZANGGAOYUAN!

浙江风采网  ZHANKAIQUANBU1YOUYIZHIQIE,TADEJIALIBEIJIXIONGJIATEBIEYUAN,YAOSHIKAOZOUDEXIANNIANCAINENGDAO。YOUYITIAN,QIEZAIJIALIDAIZHETEBIEWULIAO,ZHUNBEIQUZHAOBEIJIXIONGWAN,YUSHITACHUMENLE,KESHIZOUDAOLUDEYIBANDESHIHOUFAXIANZIJIWANGJISUOMENLE,ZHEIJIUYIJINGZOULE10NIANLE,KESHIMENHAISHIDESUOA,YUSHIQIEYOUZOUHUIJIAQUSUOMEN。SUOLEMENYIHOU,QIEZAICICHUFAQUZHAOBEIJIXIONG,DENGYUTAHUALE40NIANCAIDAOLEBEIJIXIONGTAMENJIA……RANHOUQIEJIUQIAOMENSHUO:“BEIJIXIONGBEIJIXIONG,QIEZHAONIWANLAILE!”JIEGUOBEIJIXIONGKAIMENYIHOUNICAITASHUOSHENME?……“HAISHIQUNIJIAWANBA~”2

  YOUGEREN,TACHANGWEIBUHAO.YITIAN,TALAIDAOWEIBINGYIYUANKANBING,DUIYISHENGSHUO:“WOCHISHENMELASHENME,CHIXI

  FEIJISHANG,YIWEIKONGZHONGXIAOJIEWENYIGEXIAONVHAISHUO:“WEISHENMEFEIJIFEIZHEIMEGAODOUBUHUIZHUANGDAOXINGXINGNI?“

浙江风采网  YOUYIZHIBEIJIXIONGHEYIZHIQIEZAIYIQISHUA,QIEBASHENSHANGDEMAOYIGENYIGENDIBALEXIALAI,BAWANZHIHOU,DUIBEIJIXIONGSHUO:“HAOLENGE!“BEIJIXIONGTINGLE,YEBAZIJISHENSHANGDEMAOYIGENYIGENDIBALEXIALAI,ZHUANTOUDUIQIESHUO:“GUORANHENLENG!“

浙江风采网  BAIWANFUWENGKAIZHEHAOHUADEJIAZHANG“LINKEN“JIAOCHEJINGGUOYIGECUNLUOSHI,KANJIANLUPANGYOULIANGGEQIGAIZHENGZAIBACAOCHI,BAIWANFUWENGSUIJITINGXIACHE。

浙江风采网  JIUZHEIYANG,LIANGGEQIGAIHETAMENDEJIASHUDOUSHANGLECHE,HAOZAISHIJIAZHANGCHE。XINGSHITUZHONG,YIGEQIGAIDELAOPOGANJIDESHUODAO:“LAOBAN,NINRENZHENHAO,LIANWOMENZHEIYANGDEPINQIONGDERENNINDOUNENGQINGDAOJIA.“

  BAIWANFUWENGDADAO:“MEISHENME,WOGANGGANGCONGGUOWAIHUILAI,JIAZHAIYIZHIMEIRENZHAOKAN,YUANZILIDECAOPINGKENENGYOU YIMI DUOGAOLE,NIMENKEYICHIGEGOU

浙江风采网  TUANYUANGONGJIANSHOUBAOGAOSHUO:BAOGAOTUANZHANG!QIANFANG20GONGCHI DEZHANGPENGPANGYOUYIGEBAISUOSIDEGONGJIANSHOU,BUGUOTA DEZHUNDUHENLAN,ZHEIJITIANSHELEHAODUOCI,DOUMEIYOUSHEDAOREN。

  CAOCAO:“DAJIAZAIJIANCHIYIHUI!WOCENGJINGDAOGUOZHEIGEDIFANG,JIDEFUJINYOUYIZUOMEILIN,ZAIZOUYIHUIKENENGJIUDAOLE“

  YIKUAISANFENSHUDENIUPAIHEYIKUAI5FENSHUDENIUPAIZAIDAJIESHANGYUDAOLE,WEISHENMETAMENMEIDAZHAOHUNI??(JIASHETAMENHUISHUOHUA)

浙江风采网  XIAOSHEHENHUANGZHANGDIWENDASHEGEGE..“GEGE,WOMENYOUMEIYOUDU??“DASHESHUO:“NIWENZHEIGANMA.?“XIAO

浙江风采网  YIHOUZICHIHUASHENGQIANDOUYAOXIANSAIJINPIGUZAINACHULAICHI。DUICIGUANLIYUANJIESHIDAO:CENGYOURENWEITATAOZI,JIEGUOTAOHELABUCHULAI,HOUZIHEPALE,XIANZAIYIDINGYAOLIANGHAOZAICHI。

  NVZINIUTOUYIKAN,YIGEYISIBUGUADENANZIZHENGZAIXIANGTAZHUILAI。NVZIHEDEBATUIJIUPAO,HOUMIANDENANRENJINZHUIBUSHE。

  BUHAO,QIANMIANSHIYITIAOSIHUTONG,NVZIWANNIANJUHUI,GUIZAIDISHANGKUZHEAIQIUDAO:“NIYUANYIGANSHENMEJIUGANSHENMEBA,ZHIQIUNIBUYAOSHAWO。“

  MOUJINGSHENBINGYUANXINLAIHUSHIYIMING,CINVCHULAIZHADAO,JIANYUANZHONGYOUYIBINGRENWEIZHEYIKOUGUJINGDAZHUAN,KOUZHONGNIANZHE:“13,13,……“XIAOHUSHIXINZHONGPOWEIQIGUAI,XIANGBUCHUZHEIGE“13“SHIHEHANYI,LIANXUGUANCHAJIRI,JUNSHIRUCI。

浙江风采网  YIRI,XIAOHUSHIZHONGYUANNABUZHUHAOQIXIN,MANMANDEZOUDAONEIGEBINGRENSHENBIAN,TANTOUXIANGJINGZHONGGUANWANG。

浙江风采网  TURANNEIGEBINGRENBAOZHUHUSHIDESHUANGTUI,WANGXIAYIXIAN,KAISHINIAN:“14,14,14,……“

  ZHANKAIQUANBUNVRENYUNANRENYEBUGUISUDEQUBIEYIGENVRENYOUYIWANMEIHUIJIA。GETIANTAGENLAOGONGSHUOTASHUIZAIYIGENVXINGPENGYOUNEIBIAN。TALAOGONGDADIANXIANGEPENGYOU,MEIYOUYIGEZHIDAOZHEIJIANSHI!YIGENANRENYOUYIWANMEIHUIJIASHUI。GETIANTAGENLAOPOSHUOTASHUIZAIYIGEXIONGDINEIBIAN,TALAOPODADIANXIANGEPENGYOU,YOUBAGEHAOXIONGDIQUEDINGTALAOGONGSHUIZAITAMENJIA….. HAIYOU2GESHUOTALAOGONGHAIZAITANEIER!MOUWANGYOUDEHUITIE:ZUOWANBACITIEJIWOLAOPOKAN,MEIXIANGDAOTAXINGZHIDAFA;LIKEDADIANHUAJIWOPENGYOUWENWOSHIFOUZAITAMENNEILI.JIEGUOKEXIANGERZHI,ZAICILUNZHENGLESHANGSHUGUANDIAN!GENGLIPUDESHIYOUYIGEMENJINGRANSHUOWOZAITAJIAHEZUILE,ZHENGSHUIZHENI,HAIWENWOLAOPOYAOBUYAOHANWOQILAIJIEDIANHUA?ZAIGUALEDIANHUAHOU,NEIGEMENDEDIANHUAMASHANGDADAOWOSHOUJISHANG,YIJIETONGMEIDENGWOSHUOHUAJIUDAHAN:ZAINANI,KUAIHUIJIABA,NILAOPOZHAONINI,WOSHUONIZAIWOJIAHEZUILE……HUIQUQIANBIEWANGLEXIANHEJIU……TONGWANHUA,WOKANZHELAOPOMOMOWUYU……

浙江风采网  YIGEXIAOHUABULIANGDEBINGRENXIANGYISHENGBAOYUAN:WOJINLAIHENBUZHENGCHANG,CHISHENMELASHENME,CHIHUANGGUALAHUANGGUA,CHIXIGUALAXIGUA,ZENYANGCAINENGHUIFUZHENGCHANGNI?YISHENGCHENMOPIANKE,NEINIZHINENGCHISHILE。

浙江风采网  XIAZIQICHEDAIJIEBA,JIEBAKANLU,HUJIANSHENGOU,JIEBAJINGHU:GOUGOUGOU!!!XIAZIHUICHANGDAO:“OLEO LEOLE!“YUSHIERRENZHUIRUGOUZHONG.

  YIYOUYONGJIAOLIANZAISHANGCHANGLIGOUWU。YIGEPIAOLIANGDENVSHIXIANGTADAZHAOHU。TADINGJINGYIKAN,SHITADEYIGEXUEYUAN。TAYUSHIDASHENGSHUODAO:“NICHUANSHANGYIFU,HAIZHENRENBUCHUNI!”

  YIZUIHANBUSHENCONGSANLOUDIAOXIA,YINLAILURENWEIGUAN,YIJINGCHAGUOLAI:FASHENGSHENMESHI?ZUIHAN:BUQINGCHU,WOYESHIGANGDAO!

  HUASHUOZAIYIGEYEHEIFENGGAODEYEWAN,JIUZAINEITIAOZUIZHANG,ZUIKEPADELUSHANG,CHUZUCHESIJIKAIGUONEILI,YOUGEFURENZAILUPANGZHAOSHOUSHANGLECHE。YILUSHANGMANANJINGDE,ZHIDAONEIFURENSHUOHUALE。TADUISIJISHUO:“PINGGUOJINICHI,HENHAOCHIDEE……”SIJIJUEDEHENBANGJIUNALE,JIEZHECHILEYIKOU。NEIFURENWEN:“HAOCHIMA?”SIJISHUO:“HAOCHIYA!”FURENYOUHUILEYIJU:“JIDEWOSHENGQIANYEHENXIHUANCHIPINGGUOA……”WA……&*$#@……SIJIYITINGDAO,HEDEJINJIxCHE,MIANSEFANBAI…… ZHIJIANNEIFURENMANMANBATOUQINGDAOQIANMIAN,DUISIJISHUO:“DANWOZAISHENGWANXIAOHAIHOUJIUBUXIHUANCHILE!……”

  ZUOTIANMENGJIANSHANGDITASHUOKEYIMANZUWOYIGEYUANWANG,WONACHUDIQIUYISHUOYAOSHIJIEHEPING,TASHUOTAINANLEHUANYIGEBA,WONACHUNIDEZHAOPIANSHUOYAOZHEIRENBIANPIAOLIANG。TACHENSILEYIXIASHUONADIQIUYIWOZAIKANKAN。

  .NIHAIJIDEWOMENYIQICHIKAOYAMA?NIXIHUANCHIYAPIGU,CAIGANGDUANSHANGLAI,NIRUJIANBANQIANGDAOSAIJINZUI,WOXIAOSHENGYILUN:ZENMEBUJIANYAPIGU?NIHENDEYIDEZHIZHEZUISHUO:PIGUZAIZHEI!

  XIAOZHUCHENGLIJULEBU,SHUO:HUIYUANYAOJIAONICHENG,JIAOWOXIAOZHUZHU!XIAOGOU:JIAOWOXIAOGOUGOU!XIAOMAO:JIAOWOXIAOMAOMAO!XIAOJIHONGZHELIAN,GUZUOZHENJINGDESHUO:ZHENMEIYISI,XIANZOUYIBU!

浙江风采网  GAOKAOHUAXUETI:AHEBKEYIXIANGHUZHUANHUA,BZAIFEISHUIZHONGSHENGCHENGC,CZAIKONGQIZHONGKEYIYANGHUACHENGD,DYOU

  WODEDAAN:ASHIJI,BSHISHENGJIDAN,CSHISHUJIDAN,DDANGRANSHICHOUJIDANLA!(ZHEIBANGCHUTIDEXX!)

浙江风采网  BEIJINGREN,FAGUOREN,MEIGUORENYIQIZAISHAMOLIZOUZHE,JIUKUAIKESILE,TURANSANGERENFAXIANLEYI GESHENDENG,YIMOCHULAILEYIGESHENDENGSHENMO,TASHUO“WOKEYIMANZUNIMENMEIGERENSANGEYUANWANG。”MEIGUORENQIANGXIANSHUO“WOYAOYIXIANGMEIYUAN”“HAIYOULIANGGENI,”“EN,ZAILAIYIXIANGMEIYUAN”“ZUIHOUYIGE”“EN,ZUIHOUYIGE,JIUSHISONGWOHUIMEIGUO”XIU,MEIGUORENBUJIANLE,FAGUORENYEJILE,“WOYAOYIGEMEINV”LAILEYIGE“EN,ZAIYAOYIGEMEINV”“HAIYOUYIGE”“EN,SONGWOHUIFAGUO”XIU,FAGUORENYEBUJIANLE,SHENGXIABEIJINGRENLE,CONGRONGDESHUODAO,“JIWOYIPINGERGUOTOU”“HAIYOULIANGGEYUANWANG”“ZAILAIYIPINGERGUOTOU”“HAIYOUYIGENI”BEIJINGRENYIKAN,LIANGPINGJIUYIGERENHEYEMEIYISIJIUSHUODAO“ZAIBATAMENLIANGNONGHUILAIBA,PEIWOHEJIU”XIU,MEIGUORENHEFAGUORENYOUHUILAILE。

  YUSHISANGERENJIXUZOUZHE,KESHIYUNQIHAO,YOUFAXIANLEYIGESHENDENG,MOCHULEYIGESHENDENGSHENMO,“HAHA,WOSHIGANGCAINEIGESHENMODEDIDI,WODEFASHUMEINEIMEGAO,WOZHINENGMANZUNIMENMEIGERENLIANGGEYUANWANG”ZHEICIFAGUORENHEMEIGUORENXIANGLE,SHUOSHENMEDOUMEIYONGYAOSHIZAIRANGTANONGHUILAIKEJIUSILE,RANGTAXIANSHUO,YUSHIJIUBABEIJINGTUIDAOLEQIANMIAN,BEIJINGRENSHUO“XIANJIWOPINGERGUOTOU”DONG,YI PINGHONGXINGERGUOTOU,“HAIYOUYIGENI?”BEIJINGNAZHEJIUMOMONAODAIXIANGLEXIANG,BANTIANYEMEISHUOHUA,FAGUORENHEMEIGUORENDOUJISILE,CUITADAO,“NIKUAISHUOYA”YUSHIBEIJINGRENTURANSHUOCHUYIJU“EN,WOYEMEIBIEDESHILE,NIHUIQUBA”XIUDEYIXIA,SHENMOJIUHUIQULE

  CANHOU,YIWEIGUKEBAFANDIANLAOBANJIAOGUOLAI。 “XIANSHENG,ZHUHENIN,NINZHEIERDECHUFANGHENJIANGWEISHENGA!” “DUOXIE,XIANSHENG……WOJINLIERWEI。DANSHI,WOQINGJIAO,NINBUCENGCANGUANGUOWODECHU FANG,ZENMEHAOKUAZHEILIHENWEISHENGNI?” “E,HENJIANDAN,WOGANGZAIZHEIERCHIDEYIQIEDOUYOUFEIZAOWEI。”

  JIA:“NISHENMEZHIYE?” YI:“WOKAI‘YANGHUODIAN”DE。” JIA:“WEIHEBUMAIGUOHUO?” YI:“WOMAIDEBINGFEIWAIGUOHUO,QUANSHIGUOHUO,ZHIYINSHENGYIBUHAO,BUNENGZHUANQIAN,DAO YANGJIGEHUOJI,SUOYIJIAO‘YANGHUODIAN’。”

浙江风采网  “TINGSHUONIMENJIAKAIDEFANDIANZUOTIANKAISHIDAJI,KAILEJIZHUOYA?” “JIUKAIYIZHUO。” “YIZHUOYENENGZHUANTAWUSHILIUSHIBA?” “ZHUAN?WOPEIJIN100DUOYUAN!” “QIYOUCILI,ZENMEHUIPEIJINQUNI?” “NIBUZHIDAO,WOZHEISHICHUZHUANGWANGSHEYAN,QINGDESHIWUBAYA!”

  ZAISHOUKUANCHUDECHUANGKOU。 JIAOKUANRENANNABUZHUDISHUO:“WOZAINIMENDECHUANGKOUYIJINGZHANLE10FENZHONGLE。” SHOUKUANRENMANTIAOSILIDIDA:“WOZUOZAICHUANGKOUHOUMIANYIJING30NIANLE。”

浙江风采网  GUKE:“NIMENZHEI1LIANGDEBAOZIZENMEZHEIYANGXIAO?” SHOUHUOYUAN:“GANGCHUGUOSHITINGDADE。” GUKE:“XIANZAIZENMEXIAOLENI?” SHOUHUOYUAN:“NIBUDONGREZHANGLENGSUOMA?”

  YIGERENZAIFANDIANLICHIBAOZI,TACHIZHECHIZHE,HURANHANDAO:“AIYA,ZHEIBAOZILI YOUREN!” GUKEMENYITING,DOUWEILONGLAIKANXIQI,FUWUYUANHENSHENGQI,SHUO:“NIPASHIFENGLEBA! BAOZILINALAIDEREN?” NEIRENSHUO:“NISHUOBAOZILIMEIREN,ZENMEXIANZILIYOURENDETOUFANI?”

  GUKE:“LAOBAN,NIMENZHEIFUJINYOUZUANJINGDUIMA?” LAOBAN:“NIWENZHEIGEGANSHA?” GUKE:“XIANGZUANZUAN,KANBAOZIXIANZAISHENMEDIFANG。”

浙江风采网  YIGEMAILAJIAODEXIAOFANJIANYIGEHUNANKOUYINDERENZOUGUOLAI,MANGDAJIAODAO:“YAOMAILA JIAODEGANKUAILAI,BULABUYAOQIAN!” HUNANKERENMAILEYIJINZOULE。ZHEISHIYIGESHANGHAIRENLAIMAI,XIAOFANYOUHANLEQILAI: “WOZHEILAJIAO,YIDIANBULA,HAIDAITIANWEI。” SHANGHAIKERENZHENGYAOMAI,HUJIANHUNANRENHUILAISHUO:NIZHEILAJIAOSHITIANDE,WOBUYAO。”XIAO FANBIANDAO:“ZHEILAJIAOSHIBIANWEILAJIAO,AILADECHILELA,XITIANDECHILETIAN。” YIWEIGUOLUDEGUANGDONGRENTINGLE,XIAOZHESHUO:“LAJIAOWOBUYAO,WOYAOMAINIDEBIANWEIZUI BAXINGME?!” JIESHANGYIZHENHONGXIAO。

  GUKE:“NIMENZHEICANJUSHIBUSHIZONGYEBUXIAODU?” DIANYUAN:“CONGLAIMEIZHUANGGUODUPIN,XIAODESHENMEDU!”

浙江风采网  “BOBO,WOYAOMAIYIBEN《ERTONGSHIDAI》。” “MAITAYAODAYIBENBIEDESHU。” “DAPEIDESHISHENMESHUYA?” “YIBEN《LAONIANTIANDI》。”

  LIFASHI:“NIYAOLISHENMEYANGDEFAXING?” QINGNIANREN:“YAONENGZUIYINRENZHUMUDEFAXING。” LIFASHI:“NEIHAO!WOJIUJINITIGEGUANGTOU。”

  GUKE:“WODIANDECAI,ZENMEHAIBUNALAI?” SHIZHE:“XIANSHENG,QINGNIZAIDENGYIDENG,CAIZAOYIZUOHAOLE。” GUKE:“JIYIJINGZUOHAO,WEISHENMEHAIYAOJIAOWODENGNI?” SHIZHE:“YINWEICAILIYOUJIGECANGYING,DENGNIDALEFANGYIZHENHOUCHI。”

  GUKE:“NIZAIJIETOUMAISHIPIN,YINGGAIJIAYIGEFANGCHENZHAO。” SHOUHUOYUAN:“YONGBUZHE,WOMAIDOUSHIFENGWEIXIANGTUXIAOCHI。”

  SHIKEWEIWEIYIXIAO:“WODIANCAISHI,HAOXIANGMEIYOUDIANGUOCANGYING!” SHIZHEHENZHENJING:“DANSHI,ZHEIBUBILINGWAIJIAQIANDE。”

  BAOXIAOZUODESHIQINGHENHUAJI,DEDAOHUAJIXIANSHENGDECHUOHAO。TASHIZAIJIUDIANLIDANGHUOJIDE。 YITIANZAOSHANG,TAQUGUAZHAOPAI,YIBUXIAOXIN,ZHAOPAIDIEDECHENGLIANGBAN,ZHURENHENSHENGQIDI SHUO:“ZENMEZHEIYANGCUXIN,GAISI!” HUAJIXIANSHENGQUEBUHUANGBUMANGDISHUO:“ZHUREN:NIKUAIYAOKAIFENDIANLE,ZHEISHIHENHAODEYU ZHAOYA!GONGXINI!”ZHURENJIUXIAOQILAILE。

浙江风采网  YOUYIGERENDAOSHICHANGSHANGQUMAIYU,TASUISHOUCONGYUTANSHANGNAQIYITIAOYUZAIBIZISHANGXIU LEXIU,MAIYUDERENPATAWENCHUZIJIDEYUBUXINXIAN,JIUSHENGQIDISHUO:“XIANSHENG,NIBUMAI YUMEIGUANXI,NIWENSHENME?” TAHUIDASHUO:“WOMEIWEN,WOSHITONGYUTANTANHUA。” “NITONGYUTANXIESHENMEHUA?” “WOWENYU,HAILIZUIJINYOUSHENMEXINWENMEIYOU。” “YUZENMEHUIDANINI?” “YUHUIDAWOSHUO,TABUZHIDAOHAILIDEXINWEN,YINWEITACHUHAISHIJIANHENJIULE!”

  NINCENGJINGDUIWOSHUOGUO,YONGZHEITAISHOUYINJIWOKEYISHOUDAOSUOYOUDEDIANTAI。”YIGERENZAI DIANQISHANGDIANBAOYUANDISHUO。 “ZENME?NINSHOUTINGBUDAO?” “SHOUDAOLE,KEZONGSHITONGSHISHOUDAO。”

浙江风采网  GUKE:“ZENME,ZHEIGEFANGJIANYAO20KUAIQIAN?FANGJIANTIAOJIANTAICHA,WOYELISHUIBUZHEJUE。 WEILEXIAOMOSHIJIAN,WOBUDEBUQILAIKANSHU。” LVDIANLAOBAN:“A,ZHEIYANGNIBUDEBUFU5JIAODIANFEI!”

  YIYOUYONGZHE:“GUICHANGSHENGCHANDEJIUSHENGQUANSHIWOHENKUAIXUEHUILEYOUYONG。” CHANGZHANG:“DUOMENGKUAJIANG。” YOUYONGZHE:“BUBIQIANXU。GUICHANGSHENGCHANDEJIUSHENGQUANYIJIANSHUIJIUSAQI,WOZHIHAOPINMING DIYOU,JIEGUOHENKUAIXUEHUILEYOUYONG。”

浙江风采网  YOUYIXIENANHAIZI,TAMENRENWEIZIJIYIJINGSHIDAREN,JIUQULIFAGUANGUALIAN。YOUYI HUI,YIGENANHAIZIJINLELIFAGUAN,RANGLIFASHIJITAGUALIAN。LIFASHIQINGTAZUOXIA,JITA LIANSHANGTULEFEIZAOBIANBUGUANLE,NANHAIDENGDEBUNAIFANLE,HANDAO:“WEI,NIGANMAYIZHIRANG WODAIZAIZHEILI?” LIFASHIHUIDASHUO:“WOZAIDENGNIDEHUZIZHANGCHULAI。”

  MOUSULIAOCHANGTUIXIAOYUAN,ZAIYICIQUANGUOXINGDEDINGHUOHUISHANG,XIANGGEDILAIBINJIESHAO:“BEN CHANGSHENGCHANDEYINHUABOMOYUPI,JINGJIUNAIYONG,SHIYANGXINYING。”SHUOZHE,TANACHUYIJIANWANGSHEN SHANGYIPI,TURANFAXIANZHEIJIANYUPIJIANSHANGPOLIE,ZHIJIANTAWEIWEIYIXIAO,BUHUANGBUMANGDIJIXU SHUO:“DAJIAKANJIANMEIYOU?XIANGZHEIZHONGHUAIDE,WOMENSHIKEYITUIHUANDE。”

  NVKE:“NIMENDEMIANBAOXIAODEHEN.YIKOUYETUNDEXIAQUDE。” DIANZHU:“ZHEIMIANBAONIYIKOUTUNDEXIAME?KONGPABUSHIMIANBAOXIAO。”

  GUKE:“QINGWEN,PIPAHAOXUEMA?WOXIANGMAIYIBA。” YINGYEYUAN:“HAOXUE,ZUIJIANDANLE,NIYIDANJIUXIANG。MAIYIBAQUBA!”

浙江风采网  YIWEIGUKEDAOYIJIADAJIUJIACHIFAN,MAILEYIPANJIAGE4YUAN5JIAODE“JINJIZHAZHU SUN”,KEPANZILILIANYIXIAOKUAIJIPIYEMEIKANJIAN。GUKEHENSAOXINGDIDUANZHECAIZOUDAOJINGLIGEN QIANSHUO:“TONGZHI,QINGJIEYIZHIFANGDAJING。” “ZUOSHENMEYONG?”JINGLIBUJIEDIWEN。 GUKEHUIDASHUO:“WOYAOZAIZHULINLIXUNZHAONEIZHISHIZONGDEJINJI。”

  YIGERENLAIDAOZHAYOUTIAOTANSHANGDUIZHURENSHUO:“YA!ZHAYOUTIAO,YITIANYAOYONGDUOSHAOYOU!?” ZHURENSHUO:“NAYOUZHAYOUTIAOBUYONGYOUDE。” “ZHENLANGFEI,GUAIKEXI。” “KEXI,YEYAOZHA,BUYONGYOU,ZENNENGZHAYOUTIAO?” “WOJIAZUZONGJIDAIDOUSHIMAIYOUTIAODE,CONGLAIBUYONGYOUZHA。” ZHURENXIANGDEDAOTADEMIJUE,MANGQINGTACHIFAN,YINQINDIZHAODAITA。JIUZUFANFANZHIHOU, TADISHENGDIDUIZHURENSHUO:“WOJIAJIDAIRENMAIYOUTIAO,DOUSHIFANLAIMAIDE,SUOYIBUYONGYOUZHA。” ZHURENYITING,SHAYANLE。

  GUKE:“ZHEIDIANSHIJIXIULIHOU,HUAMIANZENMEZONGYAOHUANG?” XIULIRENYUAN:“NEINIJIUWAIXINGLE,NEISHIZAIDIZHENSHIPAIDEPIANZI。”

  GUKE:“ZENME!ZHEIXIANGSHUIYIDIANYEBUXIANG?” DIANYUAN:“NIBUZHIDAOTADEMINGZIJIUJIAO‘WANLIXIANG,MA?YAOGEKAIYIWANLICAIXIANGYA?”

浙江风采网  JIA:“YINGYEYUANXIONGQIANWEISHENMEPEIDAIZHAOPIANNI?” YI:“KAIZHANWEIXIAOFUWUA!” JIA:“ZHEIHEPEIDAIZHAOPIANYOUSHENMEGUANXI?” YI:“NIMEIKANNEIZHAOPIANSHANGDERENDOUSHIWEIXIAODEMA!”

  JIAKANDAOYIGESHANGFANBIQINGLIANZHONG,TIAOZHEDANZIKUAIKUAIZOUGUO,JIUWENYISHIZENMEHUISHI。 YISHUO:“ZHEISHIGEMAITAODE。TACENGXIANGGUKEFASHISHUO:“WOMAIDETAOPINZHONGMINGGUI,GEDINGGE DETIAN。YAOSHIBUTIAN,NIMENWANGWOLIANSHANGRENG。”

浙江风采网  GUKE:“XIAOJIE,NIZHEIQIANGSHANGTIEZHE:GUKEJIUSHISHANGDI,DANNIFUWUTAIDUBUSHIZHEI YANG,QIBUSHIYANXINGBUYIMA?” FUWUYUAN:“NEISHIJINGLITIEDE,WOSHIWUSHENLUNZHE,GENBENBUXINSHANGDI。”

浙江风采网  “ZHEIZHOUZENMEZHEIMEXIA!YIDIANWEIYEMEIYOU,HAIYAO2MAOQIANYIWAN,TAIKENGRENLE。” “NIBUZHIDAOWUYIXIWEIGUIMA!2MAOQIANYIDAWAN,HAIBIANYILENINI。”

浙江风采网  ERZI:“BABA,YOUGEGUKEWENWOMENMAIDECHENSHANSUOBUSUOSHUI?” FUQIN:“TATIAODENEIJIANCHENSHANHESHENMA?” ERZI:“BU,DALEDIAN。” FUQIN:“NEINIGAOSUTA,CHENSHANSUOSHUI。”

浙江风采网  “ZHEIJIAWEISHENMEJIAOXINBINFANDIANNI?” “YINWEIZAIZHEICHIFANDEDOUSHIDIYICI。” “NIGANZHEIYANGKENDINGMA?” “GAN,YINWEIZAIZHEICHIGUOFANDERENJIUZAIYEBULAILE!”

浙江风采网  ZAIDIANSHIXIULIBU。 “XIANSHENG,QINGYUANLIANG,NINDEDIANSHIJIJINTIANYIJINGLAIBUJIXIULILE。” “NEIWOJINTIANWANSHANGZENMEBANNI?” “JININLIANGPIANANMIANYAOBA!”

  DIANZHU:“ZHEISHIJINLAIZUILIUXINGDESHIYANG,TANGSHIBUSHI,JINKEYIYIWUXIUGAI。” KE:“DUIBUQI!QINGNIBAJIAMUBIAOXIUGAIYIXIABA!”

浙江风采网  YOUJIAFUSHIDIAN,MEIDAOZHOUWEI,ZONGYAOGUACHUYIKUAIPAIZI,SHANGXIE:“ZHOUWEIPANDIAN,TING ZHIYINGYEYITIAN。”ZHOUWEIDEJUMINDUICIJIWEIBUMAN。 YITIAN,SHOUHUOYUANBAZHEIKUAIPAIZIWANGMENWAIYIGUA,BIANJIGERENYIKUAIERLIAOQIDATIANER。 ZHENGZAIZHEISHI,MENGRANXIANGQILEQIAOMENSHENG。SHOUHUOYUANMENDANU,DAKAIMEN,XIANGMENWAIDERENDAHOU: “ZENME,MEIKANJIANPAIZIMA,JINTIANXIUXI!” “XIUXI?”QIAOMENRENYEBUGANSHIRUO,“NIKANKANNIMENGUADEPAIZI。” SHOUHUOYUANXIANGPAIZIYIKAN,DUNSHILENGZHULE。 YUANLAI,BUZHISHEIZAIPAIZISHANGGAILEYIGEBIAODIAN,BUGAOCHENGLEZHEIYANG:“ZHOUWEIPANDIANTING ZHI,YINGYEYITIAN。”

浙江风采网  GUKE:“ZHEISHOUYINJINIMENZHEIYIXIULELIANGCILE,ZENMEHAISHILAOCHUANTAI,NINTING。” XIULIYUAN:“ZHEIYOUSHENMEBUHAO,JISHIYINLE,YOUSHILANGSONG,YIJULIANGDE,NIJIUDANG PEILESANWENBA!”

浙江风采网  GUKE:“NIMENDESHIPINZENMEBIANZHILE?” DIANZHU:“ZENMEHUINI?FANGYIZHANYIJINGJIANDINGGUOLE。NINBUXINKEDADIANHUAQUWENFANGYI ZHAN。” GUKE:“WEI,FANGYIZHANMA?LILAIXIAOJIUDIANDEROUYOUWEILE,TAMENHAIZAIMAI。” FANGYIZHAN:“WOMENZUOTIANGANGJIANDINGGUO,QINKOUPINCHANGDE,SE、XIANG、WEIJUJIA,DAGAI SHININGANMAOLEBA!”

  MOUSHANGDIANZHAOYINGYEYUAN,JINGLIQINZIZHUKAO。 JINGLI:“RUGUOGUKEYAOMAI1GONGJINDIANXIN,YINGGAIJITADUOSHAOKE?” YINGPINZHE:“945KE。” JINGLI:“DADEHAO,NIBEILUQULE。”

浙江风采网  GUKE:“WOLIYICIFA,NIJINGSHOUWO5YUANQIAN,WOTOUSHANGJIHUMEIYOUTOUFAYA!SHOU QIANDADUOLE。” LIFASHI:“BUDUO,BUDUO,WOSHOUNINDEQIANBUSHIYINWEIJIANTOUFA,ERSHIYINWEIZHAOTOU FALAIJIAN,HUALEWOBUSHAOSHIJIANA!”

  SHOUHUOYUAN:“NIZENMEBACHUIJUBANDAOJUTAISHANGLAILE?” CHUSHI:“WOKANNIDEHUOQICHAOCAIZHENGGOUHUOHOU!”

  FUREN:“ZHEIXIA,XINXIANBUXINXIAN?” MAIYULAOTOU:“XINXIANDE!NIKAN,BUSHIHUOZHEME?” FUREN:“DANSHINIYEHUOZHE!”

  CHIKE:“WEISHENMEZHEIWANCAILIDOUSHINI?” SHIZHE:“ZHEISHIZUIXINXIANBUGUODECAI,GANGCONGNILIBACHULAINI。” ------------------ YOUTH ZHENGLI

浙江风采网  SANFENGYOUYITIANSHANGBANCHIDAOLE,JINGLIWENTAWEISHENMECHIDAOSHI,TASHUO:“JINTIANZAOCHENSHUAYADESHIHOU,YIZHEJI,

浙江风采网  BAYAGAOJICHULE40DUOGONGFENZHANGDEYIDUAN,DENGWOBATAMANMANZAISUOHUIQU,JIUFEILEYIGEDUOXIAOSHI!”

  SANFENGXIANSHENGLAOZAOJIUTEXIANGCHANGCHANGZHUDABINGUANDEZIWEI,TAZANGOULEQIAN,JINBINGUANBANLESHOUXU,ANFUWUYUANZHIDELUXIANXING

  KESHIYIBUHUIER,TAZHUANHUILAIFAHUOLE:“WOBUZHULE,NEISHISHENMEFANGZI?RANGWOFUGAOJIAZHUZHEIMEGEWAN

  SANFENGXIANSHENGMAILEYITAIDIANNAO,BAOHUIJIAHOUANRUWANGSHUOMINGZHUCISHEZHI,RANHOUXINGFENDISHUBIAOYIDIAN,SHANGWANGLE!YI?

  ZHANKAIQUANBU1.QIANBUSHIWENTI,WENTISHIMEIQIAN!2.HEZUILEWOSHEIYEBUFU,WOJIUFUQIANG!3.WOJIUXIANGYIZHIPAZAIBOLISHANGDECANGYING,QIANTUYIPIANGUANGMING,DANYOUZHAOBUDAOCHULU.4.DASHIXIONG,NIZHIDAOMA?ERSHIXIONGDEROUXIANZAIBISHIFUDEDOUGUILE5.RUGUODUOCHIYUKEYIBUNAORANGRENBIANCONGMINGDEHUA,NEIMENIZHISHAODECHIYIDUIERJINGYU……6.SHUIZHIQINGZEWUYU,RENZHIJIANZEWUDI。7.QINGCHUNJIUXIANGWEISHENGZHI,KANZHETINGDUODE,YONGZHEYONGZHEJIUBUGOULE~

  10.TONGSHIQUJIANKEHU,KENENGSHIJINZHANG,YIKAIKOUBIANSHI:“LIUXIANSHENGNIHAO,QINGWENNIGUIXINGA?”HANA~~~~~~

浙江风采网  11.YINVTONGXUEHEILEXIE,TANANYOUYOUTAIBAILEXIE,YOUTIANSUSHELIDEDUSHETIANHOUTURANDUITAMAOCHUYIJU:“NIMENZHEIYANGBUXING,NIMENHUISHENGCHUBANMALAIDE”

  16.JINTIANXINQINGBUHAO.WOZHIYOUSIJUHUAXIANGSHUO.BAOKUOZHEIJUHEQIANMIANDELIANGJU.WODEXIAN.ZUORENJIUYAOZUOYIGEPAIHUAIZAINIUAHENIUCZHIJIANDEREN

浙江风采网  26.ZHIYAOGONGFUSHEN,LASHIYERENXIAN.ZHONGGUORENSHEIPAODEZUIKUAI?SHICAOCAO(FEILIUXIANG)。YINWEISHUOCAOCAOCAOCAODAO

浙江风采网  31.CHUNTIANLAILE,YIQUNDAYANZHENGXIANGBEIFEI,YIHUIERPAICHENGBZIXING,YIHUIERPAICHENGTZIXING..

  BENZHANWENZHANGLAIYUANYUWANGLUO:

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