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1、 狼来了!猪窝里乱成一团!猪妈妈说:“猪猪你去关门,二猪你去关窗,小猪快别看短信了,你最靓!你去勾引老狼

  1、 LANGLAILE!ZHUWOLILUANCHENGYITUAN!ZHUMAMASHUO:“ZHUZHUNIQUGUANMEN,ERZHUNIQUGUANCHUANG,XIAOZHUKUAIBIEKANDUANXINLE,NIZUIJING!NIQUGOUYINLAOLANG!”2、 SHANGBANPIBEI,JINSHENGPAIDUI,SHUOHAOCHIFANQUEBEIGUANZUI,QINGRENZHIJINMEIYOUDAOWEI,ZAOCHENBUYUANXING,WANSHANGTEXIANGSHUI。ZHEIWODOUWUSUOWEI,ZUIBUNENGRENDESHIZHUNIKUAILEYESHOUFEI3、 ZUOTIANRENISHENGQI,WOBUDUI。XIANZAIJINIGEJIHUIXIANGWOXIEFENZENYANG?NACHUYIZHANGBAIYUANDACHAO,DUIZHEDUIZHEZAIDUIZHE,RANHOUHENHENDIXIANGWOZALAI:)SHENMEZHIWUHEDONGWUHENXIANGJI?SAN...ER...YI...SHIJIANDAO,BENBEN,ZHEIYANGNIYECAIBUDAO。DAANSHISHUHEMA。YINWEISHUMAXIANGJI(SHUMAXIANGJI)A!HE4、 09NIANGONGZUOZONGJIEHE07GONGZUODASUAN--CUNZAIWENTI:HAOHEJIU。FENXIYUANYIN:JIUHAOHE。ZONGJIEJINGYAN:HEJIUHAO。ZHENGGAICUOSHI:JIUHEHAO。NULIFANGXIANG:HEHAOJIU5、 TONGSHIMENYIQIQUCHIFAN,YOUGETONGSHILAIWANLE:FUWUYUAN,KANJIANWOMENGONGSIDETONGSHIQUNALILEMA?E,TAMENSHANGERLOULE。“ERLOUJICENGYA?”“ERLOU....6、 RUGUOQIUTIANZOULE,WOHUIZAIXUEDILIDENGNI;RUGUOSHIJIEZOULE,WOHUIZAITIANTANGLIAINI;RUGUOWOZOULE,HUIRANGTALAIZHAOGUNI。ZHENDE,TADEYANGZHUJISHUBULAI!7、 NIJUEQINGYISHANERGUO,LINGWODUNSHIMISHIZIWO,CHENJINZAIJINSHENGNANWANGDEYICHANEIJIAN,WOBUNENGRANGNIZOU,WODAJIAO:ZHUAZEI!8、 LISHIKESHANG,LAOSHIFUXI“ZHENGUANZHIZHI”SHI,GUOCHENGWEN:“SHUINENGZAIZHOUYINENGSHENMEYA?”,YIXUESHENGDASHENGHUIQIAN:“YINENGZHUZHOU”。QUANCHANGXIAODAOYIPIAN。9、 KAIBENCHIQIJUNMA,ZONGHENGSIHAIZHENXIAOSA;BANJIALVYOUTIANXIA,WANLIJIANGSHANMEIRUHUA!ZUOMINGCHECHUANJIAHUA,YIJINHAIXIANGHUIDAOJIA;FUMULEPENGYOUKUA,YONGYOUBENCHIYILUFA!10、 BAIWANJISHIYOU,SHENSHOUWENQINGTIAN。BUZHIXINSHUIKEJIAFOU,MENGSHIFOUYAOYUAN。WOYUCHAOGUBAOFU,YOUKONGQINGJIADANGCHAN,SHISHIHAOWEINAN。11、 TU:SHIFU,XIANGTINGNIDEGUSHI。SHI:XIANGDANGNIAN,WOQUANDANANSHANJINGLAOYUAN,JIAOTIBEIHAIYOUERYUAN,YIMIYIXIAQUANNENGFANGDAO,TAIPINGJIANLIYIDUOJIAO,MEIYIGEGANCHUANQIDE!XIEJIDAXUEGUAKEDENI:ZHEIGUAZHUANYEKEYA,TAHANXUEFENGAO,ZHILIANGHAO,YIKEDINGGUOQUWUKE,YIKOUQIGUAWUKE,BUFEIJING,GUAKE,HAISHIGUAZHUANYEKEHAO!12、 ZHANGFUZAIKANWANBAO,DANGTADUWANYIPIAN《NVRENDESHOUMINGBINANRENZHANG》DEWENZHANGHOU,BIANWENQIZI:“WOZHENBUZHIDAONANRENWEISHENMEYAOXIANZOUYIBU?”QIZISHUO:“ZONGDEYOURENLIUXIALAISHOUYIFUBA!”

  13、 YIZHIWUGUICONGYIDUIDABIANSHANGZOUGUO,QUEZHIZAISHANGMIANLIUXIA3GEJIAOYIN。WEISHENME?? YINWEITAYIZHISHOUNIEZHEBIZI!!!

浙江风采网  14、 PENGYOUNIHAIHAOMA?MEICIFANKAISHOUJIKANDAONIMINGZISHI,DOUPINMINGRENZHUMASHANGLIANXINIDEQIANGLIECHONGDONG,KESHI.……AI!BUGUANLE,HUOCHUQULE,BUJIUSHI1MAOQIANMA?ZANYOUBUSHIXIAOQIDEREN!

  15、 JINSHIYANDUNZAIYIDUINIUFENPANGBIANYONGBIZIWENWENSHUOHAOXIANGSHINIUFENYONGSHOUSHISHISHUOYINGGAISHINIUFENYONGZUICHANGCHANGSHUOZHENTAMASHINIUFENYUSHIJINSHIYANGAOXINGDETIAOLEQILAIXINGHAOMEICAIDAO

  16、 YIQUNHUOCHAIJIZAIYIQIQUNUAN,BAOZHUKANDAOLEJIGUOQUSHUO:HEI,XIONGDI,WOYE...HAIMEISHUOWANJIUTINGPENGYISHENG,HUOCHAISHUO:XIONGDI,QUNUANYEBUYONGTAOXINTAOFEIBA

  17、 YIZUIHANBUSHENCONGSANLOUDIAOXIA,YINLAILURENWEIGUAN,YIJINGCHAGUOLAI:FASHENGSHENMESHI?ZUIHAN:BUQINGCHU,WOYESHIGANGDAO!

浙江风采网  18、 MOUYE,FUBEIQIDEMENGHUAJINGXING,FUWENYUANYOU,QIDADAO:“QINAIDE,WOMENGDAOYIGEBAIMAWANGZI,MANMANXIANGWOZOUJIN!”FUDA:LAOPO,YOUSHIHOU,TANGSENGYEQIBAIMABENCHITUOYITUOLAJIYUBAOMABIAOCHE。JINGCHAFAXIANHOUBAOGAO:LIANGCHESHISUYICHAOGUO180GONGLI,ZUINIUDESHITUOLAJI,YIZHIGENZAIBENCHIHOUMIAN,KAIZHEZHUANXIANGDENGYAOQIUCHAOCHE

  19、 CIWEIMAMABAOYUAN:WOHAIZIDEYIFUJINGCHANGLOUDONG。WUGONGMAMATANLEYIKOUQI,WOMAIGUANGLELIANGJIAZHUANMAIDIAN,LIANHAIZIDEYIBANXIEDOUHAIMEIMAIDAONI

  20、 TIANSHENGWOCAIBIYOUYONG,WEIDUSHIQINGNONGBUDONG!MOURIWANGDITUOMENGLAI,MINGZAOBADIANQICHUANGHOU,CHIWANDANGAOJIUHUIDONG(DUMEIJUDISANZIYOUJINGXI)BAOBEI,NIYOUTIANSHIDEMIANKONG,MOGUIDESHENCAI,JIULIANNIFANGPIDEZISHIDOUNEIMEYOUMEI。KEZAIDATINGGUANGZHONGZHIXIA,KONGZHIYIXIAJIEZOUHAOMA?

  21、 LAOWANGFEICHANGXIHUANKANQUANJI,MEICIKANDAORENJIADADAODUISHOUDEZUISHIDOUHUIDASHENGJIAOHAO,YIRENJIAN,WENNISHIQUANJIJIAOLIANMA?EBUSHIWOSHI:YAKEYISHENG。

  22、 “BABA,BAmp4FANGDAOSHUILIHUIZENMEYANGNI?”“NEIJIUHUAILE。”“BABANIZHENCONGMING,WOSHIZUOGUOSHIYANCAIZHIDAODE,NISHIZENMEZHIDAODE?”

浙江风采网  23、 YIGERENDAOWAIDILVXING,TADAIZHEYIDADUIXINGLIYAOLEYILIANGCHUZUCHE,SIJIGAOSUTAYAO7KUAIQIAN,XINGLIMIANFEI,TAJINMANGSHUO,NEIQINGNIBAWOZHEIXIEXINGLISONGDAOHUOCHEZHAN

  24、 SIGERENZAIDAMAJIANG,KESHIJINGCHAYILAIQUEDAIZOULEWUGEREN,NIZHIDAOSHIWEISHENMEMA?…………………………………………(YINWEIQIZHONGYOUYIGERENJIAOMAJIANG)

  25、 JIAYUE:ERHEYOUCHOUYAN?DA:YUGUMAZUORIJIANV!CHAYUE:ERGUMAJIANVYUERCHOUYANHEGAN?DAYUE:RUOCI,YUCHOUYANYURUHEGAN?

浙江风采网  26、 NIBEITONGJILE!YIXIASHINIDEZUIXING:DUIPENGYOUTAIHAO、、、YOUGOUYIQI、、CHUNZHENTIEXIN、、BENTINGXUANPAN!FANIYIBEIZIZUOWOPENGYOU、MEIDESHANGSU =TUITINGO(∩

  27、 XIANGCHANG(XIANGZHANG)FAHUALA:“LENGKONGQILAIXI,XIANCAI(XIANZAI)LENGLE,XIAMIMEN(XIANGMINMEN)YAOKAISHIBAOZONGZI(ZHONGZI)LA.WEILEBAOCHIZONGZI(ZHONGZI)DEWENDU,JIDEYAOBAODUOJICENGA~”

浙江风采网  28、 XIAOMINGBAZIJIDEWANTUIDAOPANGBIANDEXIAOJIEMIANQIAN:“CHANGCHANGWODEFAN……” XIAOJIEYAOLEYIDASHAOWEIJINZUIBALI。 “KANSOULEMEIYOU。”XIAOMINGBUCHONGDAO。

浙江风采网  29、 ZUOTIANNIQUSHANSHANGWAN,JIEGUOPENGYIYEZHUYAOCHINI,ZAIZHEIQIANJUNYIFAZHISHI,NIDAHAN:MAMA。YEZHUYILENG:WAYA,YIHOUBIELUANPAOLE,NIQIAOQIAO,ZHEIJITIANDOUSHOULE。

浙江风采网  30、 NV:WEISHENMENEITIANWODAJINISHI,SHIGENVSHENGJIEDE?NAN:ZENMEKENENG?NV:ZHENDEA!TAHAIGAOSUWO‘NINBODEDIANHUAMEIYOUXIANGYING,QINGZAIBIYISHENGHOULIUYAN!SHUO!TADAODISHISHEI?

浙江风采网  31、 WOZHENDIAINI,BUXIANGLIKAINI,XINTONGNIRANGWOTAODENEIMESHEN。RUGUONIZHENDIBUXIANGRANGWONANGUO,QINGKUAIYIDIANZHANGQILAI......GUSHI

浙江风采网  32、 GENJUDIAOCHA,99.99%YISHANGDETONGXINGLIANZHEDOUSHIYONGDAMUZHICHAKANDUANXIAOXI,NIJIUBIEHUANLE,LAIBUJILE,NIJIURENLEBA.

  33、 YOURENSHUONIZHANGDEXIANGTOUYUAN,WOYANSUDEPIPINGLETA,TAIBUXIANGHUALE!NAYOUZHEIYANGSHUORENJIADE?RENJIABENLAIJIUSHIYITOUZHU!

  34、 HEZAIWAIQISHANGBANDETONGXUELIAOTIAN,TASHUODANWEIYOUHENDUOWAIGUOREN,WOWENTA:NIJIAOTAMENSHUOHANYULEMA?TA:DANGRAN,WOJIAODEDIYIJUXIAN、 JIDEXIAOSHIHOUQUMAIWANJUQIANGLIZHUANGDEYUANXINGSULIAOZIDAN,ZHIJIEDUIWANJUDIANLIDELAOYEYESHUO:MAIYIBAOYUAN(YUAN)ZIDAN!

  36、 “XINGANER,CHIFANLE”MAMAZHAOHUDAO,XIAOMINGPAOLAITIANZHENDEWEN:“MAMA,WOSHINIDEXINGANER,NEIBABASHINIDESHENME?”“ZHIFANGGANER”MAMADAO。

  37、 JINQIANSHIZUIE,DOUZAILAO;SHUOMEINVSHIHUOSHUI,DOUXIANGYAO;SHUOGAOCHUBUSHENGHAN,DOUZAIPA;SHUOYANJIUSHANGSHENTI,DOUBUJIE;SHUOTIANTANGZUIMEIHAO,DOUBUQU。

  38、 WOYIZHIDOUSHOUZAINISHENBIAN,YEYIZAIWEINIDANXIN,JINTIANNICHIDEBAOMA?SHUIDEHAOMA?SHENYEHUILENGMA?WOXIANGLAIDOUZHIDAONIJIUSHIBUHUIZHAOGUZIJI,MEIDANGWOYIZOUKAI,

  39、 GANGGANGWOQUCHENGLETIZHONG,ZHENDE,ZUZUSHOULESANQUAN,YIQUANSHIWEINIBUSIYINSHI,YIQUANSHIWEINIYEBUNENGMEI,YIQUANSHIDUINIRISIYEMENG。

  40、 HANFENGHUHU。SHOUDONGDONG。LIANHONGHONG。KANNIDEZHUJIAODOUDONGCHENGSHAYANGZILE,HAIBUSHANGCHUANGDUOBEIWO,YA,HAIZAIKANXINXI

浙江风采网  41、 SHIZHU,MOFEINIJIUSHIDANGNIANHUASHANLUNJIANWUGONGDUBUTIANXIA,WAIHAOYIDUOLIHUAYAHAITANGHENGSHANPAIZHIZIBEIDASHIZHONGPAIMINGSHOUWEIDEZHIZHANGDASHISHOUYANGDEDINENGERXIAOSHAMIDEAIQUAN

浙江风采网  42、 ERZI:“MA,NISHUOSHAGUAHESHAZINAGEGENGSHA?”MAMA:“DANGRANSHISHAGUA。”“WEISHENME?”“NIXIANGYA,SHAGUASHI—GUA,SHAZISHI—ZI,ZIZAIGUALIMIANYA,

浙江风采网  43、 YIKELIUXINGHUALUO,YICHOUNVXUYUAN:“XIWANGWOYIHOUZHANGDEXIANGLINZHILINGYIYANGPIAOLIANG”。GANGXUWAN,LIUXINGFEIHUILAIDUICHOUNVSHUO:“CUNXINWEINANWOYA!WOBUGAN”。

  44、 TIEFANGZAIWAIMIANSHENGXIULE,JINZIFANGZAIWAIMIANBEITOULE,NEITIANWOBANIGUANZAIMENWAI,DIERTIAN,NIDESHENSHANGDUOLEGEZHITIAO,SHANGMIANXIEDAO:QIGUAI,(SHANDIANQINGHUAWANG)ZHUYEKEYIKANMENME?

  45、 GONGJIAOCHESHANG,YOUYUYONGJIYINANYINVFASHENGLEPENGZHUANG。SHIMAONVLANGHUITOUFEIYANDAO:“NIYOUBINGA?”NANZIJUEDEMOMINGQIMIAO,HUIDAO:“NIYOUYAOMA?”CHESHANGRENQIEXIAO

  46、 JIRANXIANGAIJIURANGAICHENGWEIYISHENGWUHUIDEQIANSHOU,JIRANCHIQINGJIURANGCHIQINGHUAZUOYITIAOMEILIDEHELIU,JIRANKUJIURANGKUDIANZHUIWOMENSUOYOUDECHUNXIAQIUDONG。

浙江风采网  47、 NIZHIDAORENSHENGZUITONGKUDESHISHENMEMA?。。SHAA!JIUSHIRENSILEQIANMEIHUALE。。NEINIZHIDAORENSHENGZUIZUITONGKUDESHISHENMEA?,,JIUSHIRENHUOZHEQIANMEILE。。。

  48、 MEIYOULENI,WOHENJIMO。KANBUJIANNI,WOHENSHILUO。XIANGSHUOAINI,WOMEIZIGE。DUOMEXIANGNI,YOUDIANGUOHUO!KANDAOLENI, HENHENDIMO。。NANFENG---HULE!NIKANDAOWODAZAIPINGMUSHANGDEWENZI,QUEKANBUDAOWODIZAIJIANPANSHANGDEYANLEI。

浙江风采网  49、 ADAIDAONVYOUJIAJIANKETINGMEIREN,BIANHANDAO:NIZAINA?NVYOU:ZAIXIZAO,JIALIMEIREN,KUAILAIBANGWO!ADAIHAIXIUBUYU。NVYOUBUNAIFAN:HAIBUKUAILAI!ZAIGANMANI?

浙江风采网  50、 SHURENCAILIAO,XIEJUEXIANLIAO!RUOYAOQIANGLIAO,MEIZIQIMAO!BIAODIANFUHAO,BANJIASHOUFEI!QIANZIYISHANG,BAZHEYOUHUI!

浙江风采网  51、 TINGSHUOXIANGZHAOGELIANREN,DAOWANGSHANGTIANXIEZIJIDEZEOUBIAOZHUN,DIYIYAOPIAOLIANG,DIERYAOHUIZUOFANDE!JIEGUOSOUSUOJIEGUOCHULAI:MEIDEDIANFANGUO!

  52、 YIJIASANXIONGDI,DADEJIAOLIUMANG,LAOERJIAOCAIDAO,LAOSANJIAOMAFAN,YITIANLAOSANBUJIANLE,LAODADAOLAOERDAOJINGJU。LAODAWOJIAOLIUMANG,JINTIANDAICAIDAOLAIZHAOMAFAN。

浙江风采网  53、 HAOJIUMEINIXIAOXILE,ZHEILIANGTIANZONGXIANGNI,XINLIHENLUAN,XUNBIANNIAIQUDECHITANG,JIUCANDEXIAOWU,SHUIJUEDECAOPING,RENGBUJIANNIZONGYING,WOXINDOUKUAISUILE……YANGZHEIMEDADEZHUZAJIUDIULENI!

浙江风采网  54、 JINGCHA:NIJIJIANGBEIQIANGJUE,ZAOCANXIANGCHISHENME? ZUIFAN:DUILA,WOXIANGQILAILE,WOZUIAICHITAOZI。 JINGCHA:NIZHIDAO,XIANZAISHIDONGTIAN,NAYOUTAOZI! ZUIFAN;MEIGUANXI,WOKEYIDENG。

  55、 XIONGDAOXIAOGOUJIAWAN,WANSHANGXIAQIDAYU。XIAOGOURANGXIONGZHUXIA,XIAOGOUWEITAPUCHUANGSHI,XIONGBUJIANLE。GUOLEHENJIU,XIONGXIANGLUOTANGJIZHANZAIMENQIAN,GOU:QUNALE?XIONG:WOHUIJIANASHUIYIQULE

  56、 WENWENWENMAMA:WENSHENMECHENGJIANGXIANSHENGWEI『XIANREN』?MAMASHUO:YINWEIXIANSHIDUISIQUDERENDECHENGHU。WENWENSHUO:NEIQUSHIDENAINAISHIBUSHIYAOJIAO『XIANNAI』?YIZHICHOUHOUQUHUNJIESUOZHAODUIXIANG,DANLAOBANSHUOHENGUI。CHOUHOUSHUONEIJIULAIGEBIANYIDE。DANLAOBANSHUOYOUDANSHIHENSHA。CHOUHOUSHUOMEIGUANXI。YUSHI,LAOBANCHONGCHUANGKOULIDAHAN:SHAGUA,BIEKANDUANXINLE,CHULAIXIANGQIN。

浙江风采网  57、 SHIBINGWENLIANZHANG:ZUOZHANSHICAIDAODILEIZABAN?LIANZHANGDAWEINAOHUO:NENGZABAN?CAIHUAILEZHAOJIAPEICHANG。

  58、 JIJIURIQINGRENFADUANXIAOXIZHUJIERIKUAILE,FAYIBIANBUCHENGGONG,ZAIFAHAIBUCHENGGONG,ZAIFAZAIFAZAIFA……DOUBUCHENGGONG。ZIXIYIKANDUIFANGHAOMASHIZUOJI……

  59、 WOXIAOBUYIDINGDAIBIAOWOJIUKAIXIN,WOKUBUYIDINGJIUDAIBIAOWOJIUBUKAIXIN。YEXUWOWEIXIAODEBEIHOUJIUSHIWUNAI,YEXUWOKUSHIYINWEIWOGANDONGLE。

  60、 XIAOMINGGENXIAOHUADAODONGWUYUANWAN,JINMENSHI,XIAOMINGZHIZHEXIAOHUADUIKANMENRENSHUO:“KANQINGCHUWO!DENGHUIERCHULAI,BIESHUOWOTOULENIMENDEHOUZI!

浙江风采网  61、 WUGUIBEISHEGUOHE,SHEHENHAIPA,SHUO:YAOSHIDIAOXIALAIZENMEBAN,YAOBUWOCHANNIBOZISHANGBA。ZOUDAOZHONGYANG,YIZHINIAOKANJIANLE,DAXIAO:WUGUIXIAN、 SHIJIESHANGYOULIANGZHONGZHU:YIZHONGSHIJIBENRENHUIDUANXINDE!YIZHONGSHIBUJIBENRENHUIDE...HAHA.......WOKANNIZENMEBANFEIZHENGSINIBUKE......^^

  63、 FENGYUSONGCHUNGUI,FEIXUEMEIKANDAO。YOUDAOFENGNIANGUOJIESHI,DUANXINKAISHINAO。NAOYEBUZHUANTIE,YUANCHUANGZHUFUMIAO。DAIDAODUANXINTAIDUOSHI,WODEBIESHANDIAO!

  64、 XUNRENQISHI,YISHENPOLANERMUWUSHEN,SANCANWEIJINSIZHIWULI,WUYINBUQUANLIUSHENWUZHU,QIKONGLIUXUEBAGUAFEICHANG,JIUSIYISHENGSHIFENXIANGNI。

  65、 FUQINWENWORENSHENGYOUSHENMEZHUIQIU?WOHUIDAJINQIANHEMEINV,FUQINXIONGHENDIDALEWODELIAN;WOHUIDASHIYEYUAIQING,FUQINZANSHANGDIMOLEWODETOU

浙江风采网  66、 WOSHUO:NISHIZHU。NISHUO:WOSHIZHUCAIGUAI。YIHOUWOJIUYIZHIJIAONI“ZHUCAIGUAI:,ZHONGYUYOUYITIANNIRENWUKEREN,DASHENGDUIWOHAN:WOBUSHIZHUCAIGUAI!

  67、 SHANGBANZHEIYITIANZUITONGKUDESHISHISAZHIDAOBU?JIUSHIXIABANLEHUOMEIGANWAN。ZUIZUITONGKUDESHI:MEIXIABANHUOGANWANLE。ZUIZUIZUITONGKUDESHI:SHANGBANMEIHUO,XIABANLELAIHUOLE

浙江风采网  68、 YIZHIHAOXIANGWENNIYIJUHUAQUEYOUBUGANMAORANKAIKOU。TEBIESHIZAININGJINGGUDUDEYELI,SIXUWANQIANRANGWOZHANZHUANNANMIAN,ZHIHAOFADUANXINWENNI…HAINIAOCHUANGMA?

浙江风采网  69、 SHIDAIBUTONGLE!ZHUYEHUIYONGTINASHOUJIKANDUANXINLE!WEIZHUTOUBIEKANLESHUODEJIUSHINI!ZHUTOUYANIZENMEHAIZAIKANYA!SHUONIZHUTOUNIHAIXIAN、 NIZHIDAOWOZENMERENSHINIDEMA?JIDESHANGYOUERYUANDESHIHOULAOSHISHUO:NIAOCHUANGYICIFA3KUAI;NIAOCHUANGLIANGCIFA5KUAI;NIAOCHUANGSANCIFA7KUAI。NITURANZHANQILAISHUO:LAOSHI,BAOYUEDUOSHAOQIAN?

浙江风采网  3、 ZUOTIANRENISHENGQI,WOBUDUI。XIANZAIJINIGEJIHUIXIANGWOXIEFENZENYANG?NACHUYIZHANGBAIYUANDACHAO,DUIZHEDUIZHEZAIDUIZHE,RANHOUHENHENDIXIANGWOZALAI:)SHENMEZHIWUHEDONGWUHENXIANGJI?SAN...ER...YI...SHIJIANDAO,BENBEN,ZHEIYANGNIYECAIBUDAO。DAANSHISHUHEMA。YINWEI SHUMAXIANGJI (SHUMAXIANGJI)A!HE

浙江风采网  YOUHAODUODEGAOXIAODUANXIAOHUADAQUANNENGRANGNIXIAOQILAIDE,XIAMIANDEDOUSHI,NISHIHEDESHIHOUJIUKANKANBA,YINGGAISHINENGXIAOQILAIDE。

  1.JIAYOULIUSUILUOLIYIMEI,ZUOTIANDAITAQUCHAOSHI,MAILEYIDUICHIDE,HAIYOUSHIDUOBAOYIMAJIN(WODOUSHIYICIXINGMAIJIGEYUEDE),ZAISHOUYINTAIMAIDANDESHIHOU,TAYOUXIANGYAOYIHETANG,WOBUXIANGMAI,YINWEITAYOUZHUYA,WOJIUSHUOMEIQIANLE,TAHENSHENGQIDECHONGWOHAN:“SHEIJIAONIMAINEIMEDUOTIEPIGUDE,BAQIANDOUHUAGUANGLE”。HOUMIANPAIDUIDEA,QUANBUBIEDAONEISHANG。2.BAOXIAOQIUSHIJINGDIAN,ZHEIGEGANJUEWOTAIDONGLA。lzGUANGJIAO173,SUIBIANCHUANSHUANGGAOGENXIEJIU177ZUOYOULE。YIDANYUDAOBIWOGAODENANDE,SHUNJIANGANJUEZIJIXIANGGEAISHUZHUANG。3.LAOSHI:“XIAOMING,NIWEISHENMEZONGSHIZAISHANGKEDESHIHOUCHILINGSHINI?”XIAOMING:“YINWEIYOULAOSHIZAI,MEIRENGANQIANG。”LAOSHI:“NIGUNWAIMIANCHIWANZAIHUILAI,MEIRENQIANGDE,QUBA!”4.JUANLIANMENDAJIADOUZHIDAOBA!MEICIHUIJIADOUSHIYUANYUANJIUKAISHIANKAIGUAN,DAOJIAMASHANGKEYIJINQU,YOUCIYOUGELAOPOPOJIUZAIWOJIAMENKOUZHANZHEBUDONG!KANDAOWOLAI,TAQIEQIESHUOLEYIJU:WOCAIDAONIJIAKAIGUANLEMA?ZENMEWOYIDAOZHEILI,MENJIUZIDONGKAILE!!WOGAIZENMEJIESHINI???5.GONGYUANYOUHUATAN,HUATANSHANGYOUGEPAIZI,PAIZISHANGXIE:“TARUHUATANZHE,FAKUAN3YUAN!”JUSHUOKANHUATANDELAOYEYEMEITIANDOUHUIXIANGHUATANLIRENGGEYIYUANDEYINGBI。。。RANHOUMEITIANDOUHUIYOURENBEIFA3YUANQIAN。6.XIAOSHIHOULINJUYIXIAONVHAISHUOZIJIXIONGBUZHEIERYOUYIDIANZHONG,NEISHIHOUXIAOBUZHIDAO,RANHOUWOJIUNAZHEHONGYAOSHUITUSHANGQU。XIANZAIWOLIANGSHEIDOUBUGANTIZHEISHI!

浙江风采网  7.YISHUANGBAOTAILIAOTIAN,GEGESHUO:“WOSHIMAMASHENGDE。”DIDITINGLEJIUGANJINWEN:“GEGE,NEIWOSHICONGNEILAIDE。”GEGESHENHUIFUDAO:“JIESHENGDEYISHENGSHUOMAMAZHONGJIANGLE,NISHIZAILAIYIGE,SONGDE。”

  8.BANGONGSHIYIDAGE,BIAOZHUNCAOLAOYEMENER——YOUNI、WEITU,SHOUJIHOUMIANYIPAIPAIFENHONGSEDEZUAN,TASHUOSHISHANGYOUERYUANDEGUINVTIEDE,BUNENGJIE,HAIRENZHENDIBUCHONGYIJU:BIEDONG!JIELETAZHENSHENGQI!ZHEIYINGGAISHIGEHAOBABA!

浙江风采网  BENZHANWENZHANGLAIYUANYUWANGLUO:

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